we all know the greatest show on Earth is “The Bachelor” (was actually born in Russia)

The celebrities attending are so non-famous, they’d probably get cast on “Celebrity Apprentice.” –James Corden

Maybe a Springsteen cover band canceling is all for the best. “Born in the USA” would have been an insensitive song to play at a party celebrating a campaign that was actually born in Russia. –James Corden

Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus have announced they’re shutting down in May after 146 years. I get why their business is failing. It’s hard for Ringling Bros. to claim to be “the greatest show on Earth” when we all know the greatest show on Earth is “The Bachelor.” –James Corden