"Dubai announced they
will sell ownership of the six American ports to another investor. The bad
news: It's Iran. This is the biggest setback for the Bush administration, well,
all day." --Jay Leno
"President Bush gave his big State of Delusion address. In our
last year's State of the Union speech, President Bush said, 'The economy is on
the move.' This year he said, 'Where'd it go?'" --Jay Leno
"It
looks like even President
Bush is now being
affected by the writers' strike. Well sure, no new 'SpongeBob' episodes."
--jay Leno
"The
big issue in South Carolina was lost textile jobs. Lost textile jobs. That's
why Hillary
was so stunned that she came in a distant second. In fact, today she said,
'I've been wearing all of these pantsuits for nothing.'" --Jay Leno
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