it was his biggest set-back, well, since that squirrel blew a fuse in the popcorn popper (doodyheads)

"John Edwards has a new TV commercial touting him as a tough guy. His wife says he has unbelievable toughness. And he is tough. Like in the ad, sometimes it says he shampoos his hair and then skips conditioner completely." --Jay Leno

"As you know, South Carolina was a big win for Senator McCain, not so much for Huckabee. Yeah, Mike Huckabee, it was his biggest set-back, well, since that squirrel blew a fuse in the popcorn popper." --Jay Leno

"What happened yesterday between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? What was that, high school? Did you see that debate? Remember earlier yesterday, on Martin Luther King Day, they were talking about peace, Dr. King, bringing together, putting aside our differences. That didn't last long, huh? Then the debate turned into, 'You're a doodyhead. No, you're a doodyhead.'" --Jay Leno

 

"The big issue in South Carolina was lost textile jobs. Lost textile jobs. That's why Hillary was so stunned that she came in a distant second. In fact, today she said, 'I've been wearing all of these pantsuits for nothing.'" --Jay Leno

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This is the biggest setback for the Bush administration, well, all day

"Dubai announced they will sell ownership of the six American ports to another investor. The bad news: It's Iran. This is the biggest setback for the Bush administration, well, all day." --Jay Leno

"President Bush gave his big State of Delusion address. In our last year's State of the Union speech, President Bush said, 'The economy is on the move.' This year he said, 'Where'd it go?'" --Jay Leno

"It looks like even President Bush is now being affected by the writers' strike. Well sure, no new 'SpongeBob' episodes." --jay Leno

"The big issue in South Carolina was lost textile jobs. Lost textile jobs. That's why Hillary was so stunned that she came in a distant second. In fact, today she said, 'I've been wearing all of these pantsuits for nothing.'" --Jay Leno