President Obama is
wrapping things up at the White House. You know, cleaning out his desk, handing
over the keys, and spackling over the holes in the office wall so he can get
the security deposit back, squeeze a little toothpaste in there. –Stephen
Colbert
There’s these
allegations that Russia has compromising information on Donald Trump. It’s all
based on 35 pages of opposition research that was evidently put together by a
British MI6 agent. Yesterday, we didn’t know his name, and now we know his name
is Steele — Christopher Steele. So, a Brit spy named Steele? Is he Remington
Steele’s cousin? –Stephen Colbert
I guess secret
agent Colt Megaslam was on another assignment. Was superspy Rand Manly not
around? Christopher Steele is a really an on-the-nose name for a British agent.
Actually, it sounds more a gay porn name. Because it is. [shows photo of
shirtless muscular man] Meet Chris Steele, gay porn actor. –Stephen Colbert
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