JOKES: Can you imagine having that many women get mad at you? (I almost can)

President Trump did draw a huge crowd over the weekend. On Saturday between 3 million and 5 million people, mostly women, gathered to support him — was that what they were doing? — in New York, L.A., Chicago, and Washington, D.C. –Jimmy Kimmel

There were protests in all 50 states. In 32 countries. They say it was the biggest protest in American history. Can you imagine having that many women get mad at you? –Jimmy Kimmel

On the opposite end of the female empowerment spectrum, tonight on ABC we had a new episode of “The Bachelor.” The women packed up their emotional baggage for a visit to Nick’s hometown in Wisconsin. Never has a group of women pretended to be more excited about going to Wachesaw, Wisconsin, than tonight. –Jimmy Kimmel