The White House has admitted that
Donald Trump did not write his inauguration speech. The speech was written late
last Thursday by a disgruntled postal worker. –Conan O’Brien
There were marches across all seven
continents, including Antarctica. To be fair to Trump, the protest in
Antarctica was just the March of the Penguins. –Conan O’Brien
Over the weekend, 750,000 protesters
attended the Women’s March in downtown Los Angeles. The last time this many
women gathered in downtown L.A., it was to testify against Bill Cosby. –Conan
O’Brien
Friends say Hillary Clinton is thinking
of writing another book. This book’s tentative title is “Happy Now, [Jerks]?”
–Conan O’Brien
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