"Evil Democrat
Empire? I got news for you, if we're going to do the Star Wars analogy, the
Democrats are, at best, Ewoks." --Jon Stewart, on a Republican spoof video
comparing Democrats to the evil Empire in Star Wars
While their
husbands were talking, the first lady met with soon-to-be first lady Melania
Trump. Michelle said, “Welcome to the White House, Mrs. Trump.” And Melania
said, “Welcome to the White House, Mrs. Trump.” –Jimmy Kimmel
Vice President Joe
Biden got together with incoming Vice President Mike Pence. Biden went over the
primary responsibilities of being vice president, which are: not falling asleep
at the State of the Union address . . . and that’s about it. So they covered
that. –Jimmy Kimmel
While our leaders
try to make the best of this, millions of Americans were very unhappy about how
this election played out. Thousands of protesters took to the streets last
night in Chicago, New York, here in L.A., a number of cities. It’s somewhat
refreshing to see people angry in real life instead of just on Facebook, isn’t
it? –Jimmy Kimmel
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