"Police are still
investigating. They want to know why Cheney was unable to see the hunter at the
time of the accident. And, they also want to know how Cheney wound up with his
wallet." --Jimmy Kimmel
"The administration
has been getting a lot of criticism for how they handled the situation. First,
they didn't tell the media for almost a full day after it happed. The White
House press corps was furious. They expect to be told when the vice president
shoots a 78-year-old man in the face." --Jimmy Kimmel
"Good news, ladies
and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick
Cheney." --David Letterman, on Cheney's shooting accident
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