"He sat down for a
one-on-one with Fox News. Very bold choice. Dick Cheney sitting down with Fox
News is like Mrs. Butterworth sitting down with the Pancake Channel."
--Jimmy Kimmel
"Cheney says he feels
terrible about what happened. The man he shot was his friend and if he could,
he'd give him the central processing unit right out of his own heart to make up
for it." --Jimmy Kimmel
There was some talk that
the vice president had been drinking before he went out to shoot and it turns
out that was true. Cheney said he did have a beer during lunch. One beer, and
the only reason he even drank it was to wash down the three hits of
ecstasy." --Jimmy Kimmel
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