"In an interview on
Fox News, Dick Cheney took full responsibility for shooting a fellow hunter.
Then surprisingly, he broke down and admitted to killing two drifters in
Flagstaff, Arizona in 1989." --Jay Leno
"Cheney also admitted
that he'd been drinking. He said he had one beer. Okay, it was a 40-ounce Colt
.45, but just one." --Jay Leno
"They were in a car,
they drive along, they get out of the car, he shoots his friend in the face,
then they get back in the car and they go hide for 18 hours. That’s not
hunting, that's an episode of The Sopranos." --Jay Leno
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