Mark
one’s calendar because Election Day is but one week away. Seven days. Enough
time to tell your family you love them and make your peace with God. As the
captain of the “Titanic” once said, “This is not a drill.” –Stephen Colbert
The
polls are tightening. The latest ABC News/ Washington Post poll has Donald
Trump moving ahead of Hillary Clinton by one point as enthusiasm declines.
Though, to be fair, any time Trump gets close to a woman, enthusiasm tends to
decline. –Stephen Colbert
For
the first time in their 111-year history, Variety has endorsed a presidential
candidate — Hillary Clinton. That’s right, the magazine named Variety said,
“Let’s have a second President Clinton!” –Stephen Colbert
Democratic
contributor Donna Brazile has resigned from CNN after WikiLeaks revealed she
leaked a primary debate question to the Clinton campaign. Turns out the
question was about lead poisoning in Flint, Michigan. So, finally, someone lost
their job over Flint. –Stephen Colbert
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