until you realize that means the woman would have to be having sex with Dick Cheney

"Another way the Oscars will be different this year normally, when a speech goes a little over the orchestra plays them off. This year they're going to have Dick Cheney take them out." --Jay Leno

"Dick Cheney will resign in the year 2007. That's what they're saying. In fact Cheney, himself, said today he's going to leave when shooting guys in the face just isn't fun anymore." --Jay Leno

"According to the internet Cheney was having an affair with the woman he was hunting with and that she fired the shot that hit the lawyer and Cheney took the blame to protect her, which sounds possible until you realize that means the woman would have to be having sex with Dick Cheney." --Jay Leno