"President Bush says Osama bin Laden actually helped him defeat John Kerry in the election. Too bad Bush can't find bin Laden to thank him personally." --Jay Leno
"President Bush said
today his plan to fight terrorism is simple and straightforward -- go after the
evildoers, track them down, find out where they're hiding and then sell them
our seaports." --Jay Leno
"Even as Hillary
Clinton was working to try and stop this Dubai port deal, her husband, Bill
Clinton, was advising Dubai on how to get the deal through. Forget women, now
he's cheating on her with other countries." --Jay Leno
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