Republican candidate George Pataki said his dogs would give him
the best endorsement for becoming our next president. Until they hear Chris
Christie always carries bacon in his pockets. (Joke's on them, though, he’s
never going to give them any of that pocket bacon. It’s what gets him through
long meetings!) –Jimmy Fallon
Republican candidate Ben Carson told reporters he thinks
American prisons might be too comfortable. As opposed to Mexican prisons that
have personal showers with $5 million escape tunnels. –Jimmy Fallon
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