That El Chapo is quite a character. A photo surfaced of El
Chapo drinking a beer and flying a plane. Sounds like we have a new "Most
interesting man in the world." —Conan O’Brien
A man in Colorado was driving with a cousin who refused to get
out of the car. So he called the police and they found her in the car along
with 16 pounds of meth. Isn't the first rule of having 16 pounds of meth in
your car to never call the police? Sixteen pounds of meth. To put that in
perspective, that's how much meth you would have to smoke to vote for Donald Trump.
—James Corden
After severing ties with Donald Trump, NBC is reportedly in
talks with comedian George Lopez to take over "Celebrity Apprentice."
So Trump’s greatest nightmare came true. A Hispanic guy took his job.—Seth
Meyers
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