Chris Christie said yesterday if he's elected, he'll fight
against legalized marijuana, so Colorado and Washington residents had better,
quote, "Smoke that pot now." Colorado and Washington residents said,
"OK. That was the plan all along. Are you guys trying to trick us? Hey, if
you're a cop, you have to tell us. You're eating doughnuts." –Seth Meyers
A teen couple has won over $20,000 in scholarship money for
making their prom outfits. They made their prom outfits entirely from duct
tape. Unfortunately, they had to spend it all on hospital bills after taking
the outfits off. –Seth Meyers
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