The first time Americans have ever sided with a Mexican drug lord

Mexico's No. 1 drug lord has escaped from prison and may be headed to the U.S. So Donald Trump was wrong. They ARE sending us their best. –Conan O’Brien

The drug lord is on the run. His name is El Chapo. Donald Trump is in a Twitter feud with this Mexican drug lord. It's historic — the first time Americans have ever sided with a Mexican drug lord. –Conan O’Brien

Normally you'd get on the plane able to relax. Except you don't because when you have two children, a 4-year-old and an 8-month-old daughter, you have to deal with everyone else on the plane staring at you with absolute disdain. You feel like Donald Trump at a Cinco de Mayo party. –James Corden