Some bad news for Donald Trump. The controversial remarks he’s
made since he began his presidential campaign have cost his brand as much as
$80 million. You can tell things are rough for Trump because today he had to
wipe his mouth with a napkin instead of a 20. –Jimmy Fallon
With more and more states legalizing marijuana, companies are
lining up to create the first marijuana breathalyzer. Officials say the
toughest part is getting stoners to stop trying to inhale off the breathalyzer.
–Jimmy Fallon
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