At last night's
B.E.T. Awards, white singer Sam Smith won the best new artist award. This came
right after B.E.T. announced that it now identifies as white. –Conan O’Brien
The Supreme Court
has ended same-sex marriage bans. This is going to totally ruin being gay. I
will explain. I live in a gay neighborhood and these people have a lot of fun.
The reason is because there is no pressure to settle down. It's illegal. Say
you're dating a guy. He says, Why can't we get married? You say, Well, same
reason we can't rob a bank. –Jimmy Kimmel
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