Most guys in Portland have that much pot in their beards

The state of Oregon today became the fourth state to legalize recreational marijuana. In Oregon you can have up to eight ounces of pot in your home. Let's be honest. Most guys in Portland have that much pot in their beards. –Jimmy Kimmel

It's hard to believe it was legal to get gay married in Alabama before it was legal to smoke a joint in Oregon, isn't it? –Jimmy Kimmel