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JetBlue pilot was arrested this week and charged with heroin possession.
Passengers could tell something was up when, during their flight, he announced,
"To your left you'll see the Grand Canyon, and to your right you'll see a
fire-breathing dragon." —Jimmy Fallon
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professor from U.C. Berkeley said we are on track for having the worst drought
in 500 years. Which explains why Larry King was overheard saying, "This
again?"—Conan O’Brien
Netflix
is testing a new feature that will allow you to hide what you've been watching.
You just click the button and it says, I want to stay married. —Conan O’Brien
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