"Tonight in his speech,
President Bush introduced his plan for Social Security. His plan: take the
security part out of it." --Jay Leno
"Earlier tonight it was
President Bush's State of the Union address and it is always exciting to be
there. I don't care what you think, if you are Democrat or Republican it is
always an exciting event. President Bush was interrupted forty times by
applause and twice to look up a word in the dictionary." --David Letterman
"The State of the Union address
was tonight. A little fun fact: Historians say that most presidents have begun
their State of the Union address by saying 'The state of the union is strong.'
... However President Bush started his speech a little differently. He said
'the State of the Union is strongtastic' and then he wandered away, but they
got him back." --Conan O'Brien
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