"According to the folks at the
White House the federal budget deficit is now a whooping $427 billion dollars.
For a guy who quite drinking President Bush sure knows how to run up a
tab." --Craig Ferguson
Jon Stewart: "Finally, the
moment we've all been waiting for –- the official halfway point of the Bush
presidency."
President Bush: "I George Walker Bush do solemnly
swear…"
Stewart: "At which point 49 percent of the country also
solemnly swore."
"President Bush is being
criticized because his inaugural celebration cost $40 million. When asked about
it, the president said, 'Sorry, but my daughters insisted on an open
bar.'" –Conan O'Brien
"Some people are criticizing President Bush
for spending $40 million on his inauguration, but hey, give the guy a break,
he's excited. After all, this is the first time he's really been elected."
–Jay Leno
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