"There's
currently a petition to split California into several states. Among the new
states would be Botoxia, Pornsylvania, and of course, the Commonwealth of
Kardashiania." –Conan O'Brien
"This
week Dick Cheney called President Obama 'the worst president of my lifetime.'
Oh come on, Obama may not be perfect, but there's no way he's worse than John
Quincy Adams." –Seth Meyers
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