"Marijuana dispensaries in San Jose, California, will give
out free weed to people who vote in tomorrow's municipal election. Which should
backfire when the winner of the election is 'Pizza.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Newly leaked documents show the NSA has been collecting
millions of pictures of people online for its sophisticated facial recognition
program. Americans said it's a huge violation of their privacy – then they went
back to posting selfies every 30 minutes." –Jimmy Fallon
"President Obama said Hillary Clinton would be very effective
if she ran for president. And Joe Biden said, 'Thank you very – wait,
what?'" –Jimmy Fallon
No comments:
Post a Comment