"A Republican candidate for Congress in Arizona, who is
white, recently changed his name to Cesar Chavez to appeal to Latino voters. It
backfired when Arizona's governor immediately deported him." –Jimmy
Fallon
When asked about criticism from Hillary Clinton, Russia's President
Putin said he doesn't like to argue with women. Putin is either being a
misogynist, or else ladies he's the perfect catch.' –Conan O'Brien
Bill Maher on gun nuts who want to open carry everywhere:
"Guns aren't just a tool of last resort. They're awesome. That's why
people stroke them. And name them, and take pictures with them. You guys aren't
just firearm enthusiasts — you're ammosexuals. And before you try and deny you
have some sort of unnatural romantic relationship with your gun, consider this.
You're taking it out to dinner! Because it completes you. Get a room."
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