"Last Friday CNN had its worst 10 p.m. ratings of all
time, with only 35,000 viewers tuning in. I left it on for my dog, and when I
came back, she was reading a newspaper." –Jimmy Fallon
"CNN got just 35,000 viewers. Even worse, most of those
views came from monitors left on in the background on CNN." –Jimmy Fallon
"Pope Francis said that married people should have more
kids. When asked for comment, married people said the Pope should have a kid
and then get back to us." –Conan O'Brien
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