"The U.S. is scheduled to play Germany soon at the World
Cup. President Obama and German Chancellor Angela Merkel already have a bet
going. The loser keeps Hasselhoff." –Craig Ferguson
"Pope
Francis has pledged to remain neutral during the World Cup. When asked why, the
Pope said, 'I picked the Miami Heat and look how that turned out.'" –Conan
O'Brien
"Now, the way I hear it the Iraqi army had some trouble
with the insurgents and they just dropped their guns, took off their uniforms,
and went home — just like the Miami Heat." –David Letterman
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