"George
W. Bush has just released his new memoir 'Decision Points.' It's 512 pages
long. But to be fair, half those pages are just games and puzzles. In the
middle of the book is an Iraq maze which is pretty much impossible to get out
of." –Craig Ferguson
"President
Bush is everywhere. He's been on the Larry King Show, he's been on the Today
Show. He was on Rachel Ray this morning waterboarding a veal cutlet."
–David Letterman
"George
W. Bush was interviewed by Matt Lauer who asked him if he would still invade
Iraq if he knew then what he knows now. It's an unfair question. For one thing
I don’t know if Bush does know what he knows now." –Jimmy Kimmel
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