"'Decision
Points' by George W. Bush has dropped, and it's like 'War & Peace' without
the peace. Here's the very first page: 'In the last year of my presidency I
began to seriously consider writing my memoirs.' Right away he’s got you
hooked. Did he write them or didn’t he? You won't know until you read the book.
Maybe the rest of the pages are blank. If there’s one thing we've learned it’s
that we can't believe something is there just because Bush says it is."
–Stephen Colbert
"Homeland Security has warned of possible
summer attacks by Al Qaeda. And it must be pretty serious because President
Bush has already ignored three memos about this." —David Letterman
"Newly released
transcripts reveal that President Nixon was drunk during the Arab-Israeli
crisis of 1973. After hearing this, President Bush said, 'Hey, so was I!'"
—Conan O'Brien
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