"Next year's Super Bowl is already in the news. It takes
place in New Jersey. The NFL says it wants to prevent another blackout. This
one involves keeping Chris Christie away from his microwave." –Conan
O'Brien
"A member of Congress is criticizing Steven Spielberg
after he discovered parts of the movie 'Lincoln' are historically inaccurate —
particularly the scene where Lincoln dies in the mouth of a great white
shark." –Conan O'Brien
"In the last two months Fox News has fired Sarah Palin,
former governor of Alaska, and Dick Morris, well-known political pundit. Well,
great. Two more jobs lost under Obama." –David Letterman
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