Who wants to smell my finger? (Hell, the kid who walks on my back makes twice that)

Privacy experts warned that app connected vibrators may be collecting your personal data. I guess that explains why that butt plug tried to sell me boner pills. It's all about the algorithm. —Greg Gutfeld

According to a new survey, the average child's allowance is $52 per month. That's not even $2 a day. Hell, the kid who walks on my back makes twice that. —Greg Gutfeld

President Donald Trump has now added plaques under ex-president's pictures in the White House presidential walk of fame. Under Joe Biden, he put worst president in history, which is rough. But worse, under Bill Clinton, he wrote, "Who wants to smell my finger?” —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That's why it's a million pages long (I'm going as Congress)

"Arnold Schwarzenegger's book is out today. Arnold's book reveals all the secrets he kept from his wife. That's why it's a million pages long." –Craig Ferguson

"A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress." –Craig Ferguson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”