It won Best Writing, Best Drama, and Best Mike Pence Fantasy (safe words)

The big winner at last night’s Emmys was “The Handmaid’s Tale,” a show about a repressive society where women have no rights. It won Best Writing, Best Drama, and Best Mike Pence Fantasy. –Conan O’Brien

The wife of Donald Trump’s ethics adviser was caught having sex in a car with a prison inmate. Can you believe that? Donald Trump has an ethics adviser. –Conan O’Brien

Britain's longest-serving dominatrix is retiring at the age of 66. Apparently men no longer want to hire a dominatrix who forgets their safe word. –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

When he has weird sex his safe word is speak up (I don't have a joke for that and I don't need one)

Today Trump’s selection for Director of National Intelligence, kind of an important job, he withdrew his name. Even Republicans were like this guy's awful. They found out he was an idiot, a partisan hack, and a compulsive liar. So he's staying in Congress where he belongs. --Bill Maher

I mean Joe Biden is getting on in years, and at the end of the debate when the candidates all try to you know, get people to contribute to their campaign, Joe invited people to visit his phone number. I don't have a joke for that and I don't need one. --Bill Maher

Joe Biden is getting on in years, come on. When he has weird sex his safe word is speak up. --Bill Maher

It's a bullish market. Lobbyists who used to just lease a congressman are now buying. --Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”