I didn’t know that you could buy formal wear at a Bass Pro Shop (he would never do that to other people)

“I mean, I didn’t wear a suit for the Grammys, I didn’t wear one to court, I didn’t wear one to my father’s funeral, but I look all right, don’t I? I didn’t know that you could buy formal wear at a Bass Pro Shop.” — Jelly Roll

“According to The Washington Post, a lot of doctors are worried about the president’s weight. After his last physical, we found out Trump gained 14 pounds, which means he is now tipping the scales at almost 240. That’s crazy. Think about this, y’all, in the few last years I’ve lost 300 pounds. That means I’ve lost an entire Donald Trump.” — Jelly Roll

“And let’s be honest, based on his approval ratings, it seems like most of the country wants to do the same thing.” — Jelly Roll

“We should take it easy, y’all. We shouldn’t be making fun of the president for his weight, because we know that he would never do that to other people.” — Jelly Roll

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