Or, as Congress calls it, 'competition.' (they usually lie anywhere from 85 percent to 95 percent of the time)

"Do you know why they're moving? Because some members of Congress have started investigating Halliburton for over-billing and for taking too much of American taxpayers' money for doing too little work. Or, as Congress calls it, 'competition.'" --Jay Leno

"BP is now saying they've captured anywhere from 35 percent to 75 percent of the oil that is gushing out of the well. Of course, you've got to keep in mind they usually lie anywhere from 85 percent to 95 percent of the time." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

he wants to spend more time on his career in comedy (That's the tri-fecta of lying)

"President Bush is being criticized for not mentioning New Orleans in his speech the other night. Today the president apologized and said, 'I can't believe I ignored New Orleans ... again.'" --Jay Leno

"John Kerry announced yesterday that he will not run for president in 2008. He says he wants to spend more time on his career in comedy." --Jay Leno

"And Pennsylvania Republican Don Sherwood -- he's a congressman and car dealer who lost his House seat last Fall after he ran an ad admitting he had a mistress -- is refusing to pay her the rest of the half a million dollars he promised her. Let that be a lesson to all young women out there -- when you sleep with a member of Congress, get your money up front. This woman is surprised he lied. She is surprised he lied? He's a politician, a car dealer and a guy. That's the tri-fecta of lying." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

JOKES: This is the first administration where the public is aging faster than the president

Now the most shocking thing in this report is that it’s only been 34 days. How? It feels like he’s halfway into his second term, doesn’t it? This is the first administration where the public is aging faster than the president. –James Corden

But it makes sense that Trump tells the most fibs of any president — even the color of his skin is a lie. –James Corden

White House press secretary Sean Spicer said today that President Trump will not be watching the Academy Awards this Sunday. But I bet Spicer will, since he’s nominated for most animated short. –Seth Meyers

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JOKES: On the bright side, you can’t say Trump isn’t getting anything done

Another big story is Trump’s ongoing feud with the media. Especially his tweet where he called the press “the enemy of the American people.” And the American people said, “No, that would still be kale. No one likes kale.” –Jimmy Fallon

The Washington Post has done an analysis of Trump’s first month as president and says that during that time, Trump has made 133 false or misleading statements. That’s right, 133 false statements. Isn’t that — [mimes listening to earpiece] sorry, it’s absolutely 134. It’s 135 — it’s — it’s 137. Forget it, we’ll be here all night. –James Corden

The Washington Post says that Trump has lied over 130 times in just his first month. If you do the math, he’s releasing an average of four false or misleading statements per day. On the bright side, you can’t say Trump isn’t getting anything done. –James Corden

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