That better not be you, Mickey (the ashes of the ruling class)

World health authorities are tracking down dozens of passengers who left a cruise ship where there was a deadly outbreak of hantavirus, which is typically caused by exposure to rodent droppings. Damn it. That better not be you, Mickey. —Colin Jost

Jeffrey Epstein's alleged suicide note was released and contains the phrase "What you want me to do? Bust out crying?" Which is apparently referencing a line from a "Little Rascals" movie, and I think this note is real because Little Rascals were Epstein's type. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”