Is that some mobster from Queens who took you under his wing? (I bet the inside of your brain looks like Pee-wee’s Playhouse)

“President Trump gave a speech at a Georgia high school on Wednesday where he likened the state’s Democratic senator, Jon Ossoff, to “Pinky Herman”. Who the [expletive] is Pinky Herman? Is that some mobster from Queens who took you under his wing?” — Seth Meyers

“Sorry, do you mean Pee-wee Herman? Because he doesn’t look anything like Pee-wee Herman. If anything, I bet the inside of your brain looks like Pee-wee’s Playhouse.” — Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

While I have teamed up with alcoholism to give it a try (That’s adorable said cocaine)

December 2021

New York City will require all children over the age of 5 to show proof of vaccination before dining indoors or going to an entertainment venue, because if there’s one thing a 5 year old can do, it’s keep track of a small piece of paper. —Colin Jost

A new study finds that the regular use of marijuana may disrupt people’s sleep. That’s adorable said cocaine. —Colin Jost

It was reported that Sylvester Stallone will appear in a new TV series playing an Italian mob boss from Kansas City. In what is an absolute nightmare scenario for the Closed Captioning guy. —Colin Jost

Barefoot wine has teamed up with Oreos to create a line of red wine with hints of chocolate. While I have teamed up with alcoholism to give it a try. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

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