he was busy drafting his new "mandatory Mexican gay weed" bill (National Tequila Day)

Republicans in Congress are getting concerned that President Obama will try to use the final year of his term to push through too many controversial laws. Obama would’ve responded but he was busy drafting his new "mandatory Mexican gay weed" bill. –Jimmy Fallon

Tomorrow is National Tequila Day. While the day after that is National "Janice From HR Wants to See You in Her Office” Day. --Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

blaming the lamp-post (a major inconvenience)

Another fascinating day in this country we call America. Did anyone get a group chat invite from the national security adviser today? I know we shouldn’t enjoy the fact that we have a confederacy of dunces running this country, but I’ll be honest: I can’t help it, I’m enjoying it right now. 

This week, in the race between dumb and evil, dumb has the lead. One would think that the administration would say hey, oops, we screwed up and hold the people accountable. That’s where you would be very wrong. Instead, they are denying, denying, denying. 

It’s fascinating to watch, because they screwed this up in a big way. Yet Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth blamed the fiasco on Jeffrey Goldberg, who he described as a “deceitful, highly discredited so-called journalist who’s made a profession of peddling hoaxes” in an interview with Fox News. 

This is like – and I know Pete can relate to this – this is like getting drunk, driving your car into a lamp-post, and blaming the lamp-post. —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”