Well, well, well! Look who needs me now, said Tylenol (alive in some form)

President Trump said in an interview that he believes Iran's Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei is "damaged" but "probably alive in some form,” which is also a pretty great description of Trump. —Colin Jost

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., seen here back from his mission to the sun...said he's recovering from rotator-cuff surgery on his shoulder. Well, well, well! Look who needs me now, said Tylenol. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The penalties offset, repeat first down (Shout out to Tylenol)

Former Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez has been accused of drunkenly assaulting a delivery driver before the driver stabbed him. The penalties offset, repeat first down. If convicted Sanchez could be sent to prison, or worse back to the Jets. —Colin Jost

It was reported that Elon Musk has become the first person to be worth more than $500 billion. Wow. Shout out to Tylenol. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

he can’t close the border, and he can’t open a bottle of Tylenol (a Freudian Confession)

“Say what you want about President Biden, but he takes immediate action on the border crisis five months before an election.” — Jimmy Fallon

“I feel bad for Biden — he can’t close the border, and he can’t open a bottle of Tylenol.” — Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”