Former Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez has been accused of drunkenly assaulting a delivery driver before the driver stabbed him. The penalties offset, repeat first down. If convicted Sanchez could be sent to prison, or worse back to the Jets. —Colin Jost
It was reported that Elon Musk has become the first person to be worth more than $500 billion. Wow. Shout out to Tylenol. —Colin Jost
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