part of his "don't come to us, we'll come to you tour." (Saudi Sword Dance)

But this time he was on his first international trip visiting several countries in the Middle East. His first stop was Saudi Arabia. Trump is visiting the Muslim nations as part of his "don't come to us, we'll come to you tour." –James Corden

Now, while in Israel, Trump visited a sacred historical site, the Western Wall. He wasn't praying at the wall, he was shopping. "This is beautiful stone, beautiful stone. How much does 2,000 miles of this wall cost?" –James Corden

The president and first lady visited Israel today. Trump arrived in Tel Aviv this morning with his wife Melania. He went to hold her hand and she kind of gave him a little, kind of, get-that-away-from-me. I'm no body language expert but I think that's a sign for "I'm supposed to be shopping on Fifth Avenue right now." Either that or his hand is so tiny she just didn't see it. –Jimmy Kimmel

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Who's Aviv and what am I supposed to tell him? (that thing on Paul Ryan's face)

President Trump is still on his big overseas trip. Today, he arrived in Israel and landed in Tel Aviv. Then when they welcomed him to Tel Aviv, Trump said, "Who's Aviv and what am I supposed to tell him?" –Jimmy Fallon

I saw that today Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave Trump a 150-year-old bible. Which got awkward when Trump autographed it and gave it back to him. –Jimmy Fallon

Trump became the first sitting U.S. president to visit the Western Wall in Jerusalem. His staff said he was praying but people nearby heard him counting Mississippi. –Jimmy Fallon

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There's a special at Nate 'n Al's Deli in Tel Aviv (Lido deck)

"More rockets were fired into Israel today. Israel responded by bombing more targets inside Lebanon. Now there's talk the U.S. might send some troops over there to help with border security. That's when you know the people over there are in trouble, when they start asking our advice on border security." --Jay Leno

"Still no letup in the Mideast crisis. Israeli planes have been dropping thousands of leaflets that warn Lebanese citizens to stay away from Hezbollah members. The leaflets also promote a special at Nate 'n Al's Deli in Tel Aviv." --Conan O'Brien

"The U.S. government has chartered a cruise ship to evacuate Americans stuck in Lebanon. Officials say their first priority is getting everyone out of Lebanon. Their second priority is organizing a shuffleboard tournament on the Lido deck." --Conan O'Brien