Good luck figuring out where these are supposed to go (Not most. Every single one.)

This week Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge collapsed after it was struck by a cargo ship that was carrying — you won’t believe it — Boeing airplanes. —Colin Jost

The CEO of Boeing announced he is stepping down in the wake of the company’s ongoing safety issues, and on his way out, he held up a bunch of nuts and bolts and said, ‘Good luck figuring out where these are supposed to go.’ —Colin Jost

Fans of the Huy Fong Hot Sauce are complaining the condiment is not as hot as it used to be. And yet everyone gets upset when I make the same complaint about the cast of Stranger Things. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

And then Stormy Daniels was like, ‘Second worst.’ (Stranger Things)

“England’s new Prime Minister Boris Johnson looks like Trump after he did the Ice Bucket Challenge.” --Jimmy Fallon

“During his testimony Robert Mueller said that President Trump could be charged with obstruction of justice after he leaves office. That’s why for the last 12 hours, Trump’s been afraid to get up from the couch.” --Jimmy Fallon

“That’s right — both Democrats and Republicans thought Mueller came off as slow and old. I’m not saying Mueller was bad, but he made Bernie Sanders look like one of the kids from ‘Stranger Things.’” --Jimmy Fallon

“Apparently, President Trump is thrilled with how Mueller’s testimony went. Yep, he was so happy, he came this close to hugging Don Jr.” --Jimmy Fallon

“Well, after the hearing, Trump said Mueller’s performance was, quote, ‘one of the worst performances in the history of the country.’ And then Stormy Daniels was like, ‘Second worst.’” --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

You think that's bad, when our last President was sworn in, he was Donald Trump (Bernie Beats Trump Nationwide!)

Well, you know what they say, “Ignorance is president.” --Stephen Colbert

According to Politico, Democrats are concerned about former Vice President Joe Biden's age, because, if elected, he would be 78 years old when sworn in. You think that's bad, when our last President was sworn in, he was Donald Trump. --Seth Meyers

In honor of the upcoming season premiere of "Stranger Things," Burger King announced today that it will start selling a so-called Upside Down Whopper, and McDonald's announced that the McRib is back in honor of the HBO series "Chernobyl." --Seth Meyers

A Florida man is attempting to break a Guinness World Record by seeing "Avengers: Endgame" 200 times. And he's already set a record by seeing "Dark Phoenix" twice. That's right -- a Florida man has reportedly seen "Avengers: Endgame" 114 times. Said theater staff, "Oh, wait. Never mind. He's just dead." --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”