“England’s new Prime Minister Boris Johnson looks like Trump after he did the Ice Bucket Challenge.” --Jimmy Fallon
“During his testimony Robert Mueller said that President Trump could be charged with obstruction of justice after he leaves office. That’s why for the last 12 hours, Trump’s been afraid to get up from the couch.” --Jimmy Fallon
“That’s right — both Democrats and Republicans thought Mueller came off as slow and old. I’m not saying Mueller was bad, but he made Bernie Sanders look like one of the kids from ‘Stranger Things.’” --Jimmy Fallon
“Apparently, President Trump is thrilled with how Mueller’s testimony went. Yep, he was so happy, he came this close to hugging Don Jr.” --Jimmy Fallon
“Well, after the hearing, Trump said Mueller’s performance was, quote, ‘one of the worst performances in the history of the country.’ And then Stormy Daniels was like, ‘Second worst.’” --Jimmy Fallon
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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