I'll take gold over what was all over the walls when Bill was president (Hillary Clinton’s book tour)

Hillary Clinton says the gold decorations all over the walls in the Trump White House remind her of Saddam Hussein's palaces in Baghdad. Well, say what you want, Hillary, but I'll take gold over what was all over the walls when Bill was president. —Greg Gutfeld 

Finally, murders continue to be on a historic decline despite there being spikes in eight cities, which for some reason all seem to align with Hillary Clinton’s book tour. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It's like he's been playing tee-ball this whole time, and now he has to face Randy Johnson (he pulled a reverse Shawshank)

But yesterday was a truly remarkable day in politics. The President's ex-fixer Michael Cohen was sentenced to three years in prison for committing crimes he says the President told him to commit. Michael Cohen said today, "I take full responsibility for each act that I pled guilty to. The personal ones to me and those involving the President of the United States of America." He said exactly that, today, no matter what sentence he got, it would be a day of freedom, because he was no longer in the personal and mental prison that he was in working for Donald Trump. Wow. You know you're hard to work for when going to prison is a relief. If Andy Dufresne had worked for Trump, he would have pulled a reverse Shawshank and tunneled back into his cell. --Seth Meyers

Every day, as his legal problems grow, Donald Trump is freaking out because Democrats are about to take control of the House. Trump has enjoyed two years of total Republican control of the government. So this is the first time he's seeing what real opposition is like. It's like he's been playing tee-ball this whole time, and now he has to face Randy Johnson. --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

he would have pulled a reverse Shawshank and tunneled back into his cell (when going to prison is a relief)

But yesterday was a truly remarkable day in politics. The President's ex-fixer Michael Cohen was sentenced to three years in prison for committing crimes he says the President told him to commit. Michael Cohen said today, "I take full responsibility for each act that I pled guilty to. The personal ones to me and those involving the President of the United States of America." 

He said exactly that, today, no matter what sentence he got, it would be a day of freedom, because he was no longer in the personal and mental prison that he was in working for Donald Trump. Wow. You know you're hard to work for when going to prison is a relief. 

If Andy Dufresne had worked for Trump, he would have pulled a reverse Shawshank and tunneled back into his cell. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”