It's like he's been playing tee-ball this whole time, and now he has to face Randy Johnson (he pulled a reverse Shawshank)

But yesterday was a truly remarkable day in politics. The President's ex-fixer Michael Cohen was sentenced to three years in prison for committing crimes he says the President told him to commit. Michael Cohen said today, "I take full responsibility for each act that I pled guilty to. The personal ones to me and those involving the President of the United States of America." He said exactly that, today, no matter what sentence he got, it would be a day of freedom, because he was no longer in the personal and mental prison that he was in working for Donald Trump. Wow. You know you're hard to work for when going to prison is a relief. If Andy Dufresne had worked for Trump, he would have pulled a reverse Shawshank and tunneled back into his cell. --Seth Meyers

Every day, as his legal problems grow, Donald Trump is freaking out because Democrats are about to take control of the House. Trump has enjoyed two years of total Republican control of the government. So this is the first time he's seeing what real opposition is like. It's like he's been playing tee-ball this whole time, and now he has to face Randy Johnson. --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It's like he's been playing tee-ball this whole time, and now he has to face Randy Johnson (The Godfather of Politics)

In a 2011 interview Michael Cohen referred to Donald Trump as “The Godfather of Politics.” It sounds great, but Trump is not the godfather of politics. If he were the godfather, he'd be much better at getting away with the stuff he's been doing. He's more like the naked drunk dude running down the street on an episode of "Cops of Politics.” --Seth Meyers

Every day, as his legal problems grow, Trump is freaking out because Democrats are about to take control of the House. Trump has enjoyed two years of total Republican control of the government. So this is the first time he's seeing what real opposition is like. It's like he's been playing tee-ball this whole time, and now he has to face Randy Johnson. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I'll be the second guy in New York whose nickname is the Big Unit (I'm a nun, that's what we do)

George Steinbrenner did you hear about this is close to signing a deal that would bring Randy Johnson to the New York Yankees. Which means I'll be the second guy in New York whose nickname is the Big Unit. --Conan O’Brien 12/17/2004

In New Jersey a nun was fired from an elementary school after she threatened to punch a sixth graders teeth out. When asked about it she said,  “I'm a nun, that's what we do.” --Conan O’Brien 12/17/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”