I thought the longest day of the year was the time I saw Steven Seagal do Shakespeare in the park (at their highest)

June 2022

“Thank you for joining us on the first day of summer, which is wild. This is the day when both the sun and Jimmy Kimmel are said to be at their highest.” — Sean Hayes, guest host of “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

“Today is also known as the summer solstice, which is the longest day of the year, which is funny, because I thought the longest day of the year was the time I saw Steven Seagal do Shakespeare in the park.” —Sean Hayes

“Out of all the days in the year, this is the one where we get the most sunlight, so if you were still sad today, I hate to break to it you, but your seasonal depression is just regular depression.” —Sean Hayes

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Feast of Saint Botox and Lip-Gloss Hashanah (watch him scream about CNN)

Today is National Selfie Say. Finally, a day to take selfies. National Selfie Day, of course, marks the beginning of the high holy days for the Kardashian family, along with the Feast of Saint Botox and Lip-Gloss Hashanah. --Jimmy Kimmel

Today is also the first official day of summer. The first day of summer, the summer solstice as they call it, is the longest day of the year. Every day since Donald Trump was elected is the longest day of the year. --Jimmy Kimmel

President Trump is back on the campaign trail. He had a rally-slash-one-man show in Duluth, Minnesota, last night. It's good for him — whenever he's feeling down he gets a bunch of white people together to watch him scream about CNN. --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”