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Showing posts with label Saturn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Saturn. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Trump's gonna run for president of North Korea (final moments of Cassini)



President Trump gave his big speech at the U.N. General Assembly today. And at one point, he threatened to "totally destroy North Korea." He said he has a good plan to do it, too – he's gonna run for president of North Korea. –Jimmy Fallon

Trump's speech actually got off to a nice start, though. He began by welcoming all the world leaders to New York City. And when he finished his speech, he said, "Now go home." –Jimmy Fallon
     
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Tuesday, July 12, 2016

I didn’t know she gave speeches (fiscal conservatives)



Snoop Dogg was recently a contestant on "Family Feud" and he did not get the top answer about marijuana. Snoop was shocked to get it wrong, and shocked to learn he was a contestant on "Family Feud." –Conan O’Brien
It’s been found that one of Saturn’s moons has an atmosphere somewhat like Earth’s, except you can’t breathe the air, drink the water, or survive the surface temperature. Yet, still a better venue for the Summer Olympics than Rio. –Conan O’Brien
According to Forbes magazine, in the past year Taylor Swift has earned $170 million. When she heard that, Hillary Clinton said, "I didn’t know she gave speeches." –Conan O’Brien