with the help of their star players, ICE (Every visit to the Bronx is a gamble)

The World Cup draw was held Friday, and team USA will first face Paraguay. The U.S. team is heavily favored to beat Paraguay with the help of their star players, ICE. —Michael Che

Officials have for the first time approved building casinos in New York City, including one in the Bronx. Because let's be honest. Every visit to the Bronx is a gamble. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Top Ten Items On The United Nations General Assembly Agenda (Do whatever China says)

David Letterman's "Top Ten Items On The United Nations General Assembly Agenda"

10. Screw with the Swedes

9. Recap highlights from last night's 'Two and a Half Men'

8. Goodbye, Euro. Hello, Chuck E. Cheese tokens

7. Pass resolution that Steve Carell 'was robbed' at the Emmys

6. Gently break it to the Russians that they've been writing their Rs backwards all these years

5. Finally nail down which one's Uruguay and which one's Paraguay

4. Pitch sitcom about Greece and United States called 'Two Broke Countries'

3. Do whatever China says

2. Congratulate whatever country came up with the 'Girl With the Dragon Tattoo' books, because those were awesome 

1. Debate whether to renew the Letterman fatwa

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”