Top Ten Items On The United Nations General Assembly Agenda (Do whatever China says)

David Letterman's "Top Ten Items On The United Nations General Assembly Agenda"

10. Screw with the Swedes

9. Recap highlights from last night's 'Two and a Half Men'

8. Goodbye, Euro. Hello, Chuck E. Cheese tokens

7. Pass resolution that Steve Carell 'was robbed' at the Emmys

6. Gently break it to the Russians that they've been writing their Rs backwards all these years

5. Finally nail down which one's Uruguay and which one's Paraguay

4. Pitch sitcom about Greece and United States called 'Two Broke Countries'

3. Do whatever China says

2. Congratulate whatever country came up with the 'Girl With the Dragon Tattoo' books, because those were awesome 

1. Debate whether to renew the Letterman fatwa

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