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Showing posts with label Paradise Papers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paradise Papers. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 5, 2021

For them, life is like Waffle House after 2am – there are no rules (Let’s get back to basics, people)


October 2021

“A massive collection of documents revealing the tax-dodging strategies of the ultra-rich has been leaked to the public. The so-called ‘Pandora papers’ is the largest trove of leaked offshore data in history, containing more than 11.9m files from 14 offshore service providers. On one level, it isn’t surprising that rich people avoid paying taxes. I mean, these are the world’s elites. For them, life is like Waffle House after 2am – there are no rules.” —Trevor Noah

“But it’s still eye-opening to see just what lengths they go to to hide their wealth. They’ve gotten offshore havens, they’ve got dummy corporations, they’ve got teams of accountants. I mean, call me old-fashioned, but whatever happened to just putting your money in a big treasure chest and burying it in the sand? Let’s get back to basics, people.” —Trevor Noah

“Following on from the Panama papers in 2016 and the Paradise papers in 2017, the Pandora papers reveal the places and rules that allow the ultra-rich to shelter wealth and skirt taxes – including, surprisingly, South Dakota, whose trusts now hold $370 Billion in assets, up from $60 Billion a decade ago. American billionaires aren’t among the wealthy sheltering their money in the state, however, since lax US tax codes make such effort unnecessary. Not having a tax haven problem because your tax laws are already so easy on wealthy people – that, my friends, is rock and roll. It almost makes me feel bad for American billionaires though, because hiding the money is part of the fun. It’s like trying to rob a bank but they just give you the cash when you walk in.” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

60 million people were shouting, “Stay there!” (I spelled my name right!)



President Trump is headed home after his trip to Asia. And I saw that at one point, 2,000 protesters in the Philippines were shouting, “Go home!” — while back in America, 60 million people were shouting, “Stay there!” –Jimmy Fallon

Trump just went on Twitter and bragged about a poll showing that he has a 46 percent approval rating. Really? That’s like posting a math quiz on the fridge where you got a D+. “I spelled my name right!” –Jimmy Fallon
     
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #JohnHulsecollectedpoems #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

She’s a 14-year-old girl, not a field trip! (Paradise Papers, pt. 3)



Then Roy Moore clarified, “I don’t remember ever dating any girl without the permission of her mother.” Wait a minute. How did you just make this creepier? Permission from her mother? She’s a 14-year-old girl, not a field trip! –Stephen Colbert

You’d think pedophilia accusations would immediately disqualify him as a candidate. But according to a recent poll, Alabama evangelicals are MORE likely to support Roy Moore after sexual assault allegations. Oh, I see — so “Alabama evangelical” is like “Long Island iced tea.” It isn’t what it says it is, and it makes me want to puke. –Stephen Colbert
     
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #JohnHulsecollectedpoems #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Saturday, November 11, 2017

Everything OK, man? (Paradise Papers, pt. 1)



Uber signed a deal with NASA on Wednesday to develop “Uber Elevate,” a new type of Uber that will use flying cars. They’re developing a flying Uber. And you thought you vomited in the backseat of Ubers before. Los Angeles apparently will be one of the first cities to get flying Ubers. L.A. is perfect, because who is more qualified to fly you through the sky at 5,000 feet than an out-of-work actor-deejay-dog walker? –James Corden

The salad dressing company Hidden Valley is now offering actual kegs of ranch dressing. The kegs cost $50 and a lifetime of medical bills. When you buy one of these kegs, the cashier is legally required to put their hand on your shoulder and go, “Everything OK, man?” –James Corden
     
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans